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- Have lunch with Lenin in Red Square. Bring your CommieCard with you (and a sandwich). He never leaves his house, so drop in any time.
- Get free soy sauce with purchase of a meal from any Chinese take-out restaurant when you use your CommieCard.
- Flash your CommieCard at Dimitry the Yakut in downtown Omsk, and receive 40 acres and a mule in Siberia.
- CommieCardholders receive two Cuban cigars for twice the price in Havana on Tuesdays.
- Pay half price when you use your CommieCard to enroll in North Korea's spy training program: License to Kim Jong Ill.
- Save money! Every time you open your wallet for cash, the CommieCard will be there to remind you to not entertain capitalistic tendencies.
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